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astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

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demiboyjavert:

agender javert tho

"so are you a boy or a girl??"
“no no no, i am the law”

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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dashingthroughyourass:

hotwhiteguy:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car

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